*taps mic gently* Testing 1-2-3...

Hi ya'll!!

Wow. I have my very own spot on the intarwebz now *squee*

OK...so before we get cozy on the couch (who's bringing the chips & dip? Did I hear someone say chili? YAY!), lemme just run down a few rules of the roost.

1. This is MY house. I know you ALL were raised right, but there will be no racist, sexist or demeaning comments made in response to any comments posted or to MY posts. We can all debate and disagree, but just remember to play nice, kids! M'K? Good.
   Having said THAT, my humor is, well...twisted. I take stereotypes and run with them. Know this, I have friends of all races, nationalities, religious backgrounds, sexual orientations and shoe sizes. They know my humor...and they're still my friend. If you don't like it, there's the door, Chucky.
   
2. I am not the most eloquent of writers (which is why I started this blog to begin with...I need to learn to be), and I generally type like I talk. This means I'll spell "girl" as "gurl" and "going to" as "gonna". If you're gonna be a GrammarNazi, I suggest you don't. I have friends that would rip you to shreds and since this is MY house, I've given them carte blanche to do so. Having said that...please don't post a "rant" on my blog that's replete with (meaning full of) spelling and grammatical errors. They make my ass itch and you'll look like a blathering idiot.
   
3. I'm random. No really...I'm REALLY random. Like Patrick Starfish random. You'll just have to be patient with me...I'll get to the point sooner or later *snickers*
   
4. Oh...and there's that (*giggles*) - I'm VERY expressive. Anything written in asterisks...well, you'll get the idea.

Alrighty then! Thanks for stopping by, hope you enjoy yourself while you're here! Oh, kick off your shoes when you come in, I'm not very domesticated and I don't have the money right now to hire Consuela to clean my house (see, there's one of them "twisted" jokes...shut up!). I'm probably going to add more to this, but for now...this is it.


~Z

P.S. When you come in...please feed my fish. Just click where they're swimming and it'll leave food. KTHXBAI!